I'm an evil despot with plans to rule the world...

Well, OK, I lied.

I'm actually a Java programmer, although I also dabble in PHP, C#, and C++.

Likes:

• C#
• Java
• PHP

Dislikes:

• Maven
• VB.NET
• Maven (once wasn't enough)
• JSP
• Maven (twice wasn't enough)
• WPF
• LINQ

If I'm on SO, it's likely because I'm waiting for another Maven compile.